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nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(via stay-ocean-minded)

togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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(Source: dewgongo, via asian)

thegirlwiththerosetattoo:

lionmanes:

monkeysaysficus:

cptmalhammer:

Officer Bennett from Orange Is The New Black takes a shower. For the love of all that is holy, watch the entire 48 seconds. Bless.

Jesus Christ it was WORTH IT

I’m dying

I AM SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGG.

(via my-accidental-mind)

iampetershervheim:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.
parents: BE YOURSELF!
parents: also don't dye your hair no piercings no tattoos no wow you're not wearing that also get straight a's and be a perfect child

gnarly:

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

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(via canyoushutupnow)

gameandwatch:

photo of the year
so-humorous:

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

who else felt the bang

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster, via someplacex)